He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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