He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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