i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
