About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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