Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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