so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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