Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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