you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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