im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
a search helicopter?!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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