conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
How naked do you want me to be?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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