I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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