No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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