I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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