Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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