I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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