Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
