He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
