Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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