Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
birth control should be required to get into college
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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