In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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