she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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