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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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