That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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