Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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