Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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