thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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