at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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