So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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