Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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