Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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