See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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