Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Blood and glitter go together right?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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