As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i out mim tonsoeep
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