But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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