I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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