She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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