It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
