My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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