Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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