All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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