If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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