dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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