Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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