We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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