I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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