"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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