i permit you to call me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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