i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
