Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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