How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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